INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!!

THIS BLESSED DAY SEES THE CELEBRATION OF THE KEY OF KEYS, THE KING OF ALL THE KEYBOARD. ALL THE LESSER KEYS MUST OBEY THEIR GREAT AND CRUEL MASTER, LORD CAPSLOCK.
YOU CAN CELEBRATE INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY IN MANY WAYS, BUT PROBABLY THE BEST IS TO WRITE EVERYTHING IN CAPS LOCK FOR THE WHOLE DAY. PLEASE NOTE: JUST HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY IS NOT ENOUGH, YOU MUST ACTUALLY USE CAPS LOCK OTHERWISE IT ISN'T CAPS LOCK DAY, IS IT?

YOU MAY ALSO WISH TO ALERT OTHERS TO THE EXISTENCE OF CAPS LOCK DAY. ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A BOSS WHO ENJOYS SENDING OUT ALL-CAPS MEMOS, OR AN AUNT WHO THINKS IT WILL MAKE HER EMAILS EASIER FOR YOU TO READ.

PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT WE HAVE HEARD DARK MURMURINGS ON THE INTERNET THAT SOME MAY BE TEMPTED TO MERGE CAPS LOCK DAY WITH THE AS-YET-UNCREATED INTERNATIONAL COMIC SANS DAY. DO NOT DO THIS.

COMIC SANS IS EVIL AND MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO SULLY THE BEAUTY AND PURITY OF OUR CAPS LOCK.

JOY AND BEST WISHES TO YOU ALL ON THIS DAY. WHICH IS CAPS LOCK DAY.

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